“I’m sorry, Congresswoman Ros-Lehtinen, but the doctors said that my concussion is causing me to forget all about Benghazi. Can we talk about Australian wine, instead?”
The long awaited State Department internal review of the events of Benghazi has been released and it contains no surprises. No one is to blame. No one deserves admonishment. All failures were systematic and unpreventable by any actual human beings, especially concussed and faint Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton. In fact, she is growing fainter by the day. Actually, so faint that we can barely see her, let alone a lump on her head (bad hair not withstanding). Never has a Cabinet Secretary grown so faint that she cannot even be seen by Congress, whom her report blames for the security failures for shortchanging funding. Now, the report, which she praises for its “clear-eyed look at serious, systemic challenges,” puts its laser-beam focus on two “offices”… but NO “officers” within the State Department.
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Of course, it was chaired by the uber-political Admiral Mike “Hollywood” Mullen, always gaming his next star, either on his shoulder, or on his door. No surprises in the report, though. Clintons will always walk. What must it be like to have no conscience? Meanwhile, the killers remain free in the Maghreb and an obscure film maker remains in an American prison.
